Kamala, Trump, and this Election Don’t Matter as Long as Creditors and Fighting Age Males are Happy.

I didn’t just fall out of a coconut tree. It’s hard to take this election seriously. We’ve got old man Trump and a literal nobody running for president.

This presidential election is not genuine. The public doesn’t care. We know neither of the candidates are real. Washington doesn’t have much effect over the day to day lives of the public. It’s mostly a farce just to keep creditors and fighting age males from spooking. They’re the real electorate. Creditors and young men are the only two groups that matter. It’s obvious why; Creditors control money and young men control violence.

Thankfully, both groups are happy. Creditors get their money in the form of interest payments and rising asset prices. Young men get their satisfaction from video games and porn. Wake me up when the US’ bond rating falls to junk and when there’s 1,000 arab men on the street with rifles in their hands. Perhaps that’d already be a reality, but the wool over our eyes suffices. Or perhaps it really isn’t all that bad. Either way, the populus will be watching netflix, porn, sports, playing video games, et cetera. The bread and circus is quite the soothing balm.

My prescription; for the 20% of the population who has the capability of rising above their base desires, now is the time to exercise, eat healthy, and stop consuming mindless garbage. The eras of history are changing rapidly. We’re in the calm before the storm. Everyone can feel it.